robotsquid:

landofcryptsandhelium:

landofcryptsandhelium:

how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh

ten-tickles

(via greatsavebylundqvist)

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(via godyewest)

jachobe:

I just want this on my blog again

(Source: bruinthecup, via dancewithyourghost)

imsirius:

R.I.P. Richard Griffiths (1947-2013)

We will truly miss you. Thank you.

(via dancewithyourghost)

How to finish that last minute assignment

where-the-heart-is:

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

how about getting your fucking assignment done like everyone the fuck else. seriously.

(Source: gamerspirit)

Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense

awastrelmescalined:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#im not saying its aliens #but

(via dancewithyourghost)