how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
R.I.P. Richard Griffiths (1947-2013)
We will truly miss you. Thank you.
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
how about getting your fucking assignment done like everyone the fuck else. seriously.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
|Sorcerer's Stone:||We're probably gonna need to close Hogwarts|
|Chamber of Secrets:||We should really consider closing Hogwarts|
|Prisoner of Azkaban:||Sooo are we closing Hogwarts|
|Goblet of Fire:||Someone died we should really close Hogwarts now|
|Order of the Phoenix:||Nope? Not closing Hogwarts?|
|Half-Blood Prince:||Really guys it's time to close Hogwarts|
|Deathly Hallows:||Hogwarts is kinda blown up guys, do we close it now? No? Great.|