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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.


I THINK I’M LAUGHING TO AVOID SCREAMING
BRB MAKING A SOUND LIKE AN INJURED MOOSE
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST—
I DON’T EVEN—-
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
NOKIA
WH-
WH-
I..I JUST..
NEVER BUYING ONE OF THESE
EVER
JESUS IS THAT WHAT THEY MAKE CELL PHONES OUT OF THESE DAYS
THE TORTURED SOULS OF THE DAMMNED
OH SO THE REAL REASON PEOPLE CAN’T GET OFF THEM IS BECAUSE THEY’RE POSSESSED
SOMEONE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT
THAT’S WHY NOKIA PHONES NEVER DIE
THEY ARE PURE EVIL
WHAT THE
FOREVER
YOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
ASDFGHJKL WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. HOLY GOD.
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